We're all in the bathroom. Jack's in the tub. Brett has just removed a weird, Yosemite Sam-style moustache that he's kept on for most of the weekend. I'm glad.
Me: "Bretty, you are really more of a goatee guy, I think…"
Jack: "Yeah, you're more of a goatee guy, daddy. Because people with moustaches, they have skinny heads, and they have tall hair, and they use hairspray. And they're like, waiters."
Brett and I stop. We turn and stare in great confusion at Jack in the bathtub.
Jack: "Trust me. I know what people with moustaches look like."