Jack: "Mommy, you be Jack and I’ll be the mommy."
Me: "Okay. What does the mommy do?"
"If I was the mommy, I would grow bigger and bigger to reach the Otter Pops in the freezer. And I could buy the milk. And I could drive to Uncle Bill’s. And I could pour the apple juice. And I could drive you home. And I could push the buttons on the keys to lock the doors."
"Wow. You make being a mom sound like a lot of fun."