Jack with "Enja" (a.k.a. a ninja figure) and his firefighter helmet.
Jack: "Enja, can I please show you something?"
Me (as Enja): "Sure."
Jack: "Okay. This is my firefighter helmet!"
Enja: "Oh, that’s a very cool helmet. Are you going to be a firefighter when you grow up?"
Jack: "No. I’m going to be a firefighter right NOW."