Jackspeak

ALERT: Jackspeak

[While watching my new niece, Willa, now nine weeks old]

Jack: "When Willa grows bigger and taller, she will still be a girl?"

Me: "Yes. Willa will always be a girl."

"When I grow bigger and taller, I will still be a boy?"

"Yes, just like Daddy. You will always be a boy."

"When I grow bigger and taller, I’m gonna be a boy. And then I’ll be a cow. And then I’ll be a pig. And then I’ll be a CHICKEN!"

"Oh boy, you’re gonna be a whole farm full of animals, aren’t you?"

"Yes. And then I’ll be a table. And then I’ll be a baby."

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