[After finding the remote control to the DVD player, which had been missing for over three weeks.]
Jack: "Mommy, mommy! I found the remote!"
Me: "Oh my heck, you did? That’s great news!"
"Yep. I saved the day. I SAVED THE DAY!"
"You sure did. Where did you find it, little superhero?"
"In the fireplace."
"Hmm. I didn’t think to look there for it. Who put it there, I wonder?"